I'm not the only one...

...watching basketball.

If only I could charge my friends money to watch the games like politiicians can.

Who wants to watch a first-round blow-out between Jackson State and Florida anyhow? Come on Robin (Hayes, R-N.C.)! Couldn't you represent Tobacco Road's love for roundball better than that...

Speaking of blowouts — I sure do wish I hadn't picked Stanford to beat Louisville, seeing as how they're down 26 points at halftime. Argh...